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Cindy’s Joke Page 

 

Did you ever wonder where Cindy gets those silly jokes she tells in concert or puts in the newsletter? Some of them she gets from joke books she buys at local bookstores or at Scholastic Book Fairs at elementary schools. Other jokes she gets from kids who come up after the show to tell her their favorite joke.

 

This page is devoted to silly jokes. Some you may already know, some might be new to you. This is your page though. Send Cindy your favorite jokes along with your name, age and city where you live. We’ll print them on this page. Keep checking back to see if your joke is here.

 

“JOKE, JOKE!”

 

Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

A: Because he was feeling crummy.

 

Q: What did the mountain climber name his son?

A: Cliff

                   -Patrick, age 9, Lancaster, PA

 

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

A: Because he didn’t have the guts.

                   -Danny, age 4, Fort Pierce, FL

 

Q: What did the cook name his son?

A: Stu         

                   -Eric, age 7, Lancaster, PA

 

Q: What’s big and red and knocks you down?

A: Tackle me Elmo

                   -Talia, age 8, Bryn Mawr, PA

 

Q: What do cats eat for breakfast?

A: Mice Krispies

 

Q: Where do you take a whale to get it weighed?

A: To a whale weigh station

 

Q: How do you make a hankie dance?

A: Put a little boogie in it.

 

Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?

A: A stick

 

Q: Where do cows go on Saturday night?

A: To the Moo-vies

                   - Danielle, age 9, Yorktown, VA

 

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging?

A: Take away his credit card

                   - Meagan, age 7 & Danielle, age 9, Yorktown, VA

 

Q: What movie do alien toads appear in?

A: Star Warts

                   - Alexis, age 8, Newport News, VA

 

Q: What animal always cheats on tests?

A: Cheetahs

- Alexis, age 8, Newport News, VA

 

Q: Why did the bear take off his shoes and socks?

A: So he could walk in bear feet!

                   - Will, Hampton, VA

 

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?

A: He wanted to get to the other slide!

- Unknown (sent via email)

 

Q: What do you get when you cross a hare with a frog?

A: A bunny ribbit!

- Unknown (sent via email)

 

Q: What did the boy say when his dog fell off the cliff?

A: Doggone  

- Rebecca L.

 

Q: How can you keep a fish from smelling?

A: Cut off their noses!

- Unknown (sent via email)

 

Q: Did you hear about the fight at the candy store?

A: Yeah, a lollipop got licked!

- Unknown (sent via email)

 

Q: What’s black and white and red all over?

A: A zebra with diaper rash!

                   - Jayme D., age 12, Timberville, VA

 

Q: Why wasn’t the boy allowed to go to the pirate movie?

A: Because it was rated “Rrrrrrr!”

- Blake H., age 11, Va. Beach, VA

 

Q: What did the groundhog say when he got punished?

A: Oh no! I’m grounded!

- Caleb R., age 6, Milton, DE

 

Q: Why don’t you tell secrets in a cornfield?

A: Because they have ears!

                   - Alex B., age 7, Lincoln, DE

 

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo Hoo?

Don’t cry. It’s only a joke!

-         Lee S., age 8, Dover, DE

-         Matt, age 6, via email

 

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Cat.

Cat who?

Catchooooo!

                   -Nathaniel T., age 5, Smyrna, DE

 

Q: What did King Tut say when he got scared?

A: I want my Mummy!

- Michael S., age 11, Dover, DE

 

Q: What do you call a fish laying on a group of wooden things?

A: Fishsticks!

                   - Jennifer K., age 8, DE

 

Q: What do lambs like to eat?

A: Baaaaaa – B – Que

                   - Elizabeth F., age 5, Newark, DE

 

Q: What do you call a bull who sleeps all day?

A: A bulldozer!

                   - Daniel M., age 5, Winchester, England

 

Q: What do you call a pig crossing the road?

A: Bacon!

                   - Daniel M., age 5, Winchester, England

 

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?

A: Because 7 – 8 – 9!

                   - Emma M., age 5, Wilmington, DE

 

Q: Why do spiders love computers?

A: Because they have lots of web sites!

-         Abigail M., age7, Wilmington, DE

 

Q: What’s black and white and read all over?

A: A newspaper!    

-         Unknown, (sent via email)

 

Q: What is a T-rex’s favorite county?

A: Arrrr-oura!

-         Unknown, (sent via email)

 

Q: What do you call a cow that you drink?

A: Calf-fine!

-         Unknown, (sent via email)

 

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Cock-a-doodle

Cock-a-doodle who?

Are you a rooster?

-         Emily L., age 7, Salem, VA

 

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that’s stuck in a glacier?

A: A fossicle!

-         Tyler, age 8, King George, VA

 

Q: What’s bigger than a dinosaur but doesn’t weigh anything?

A: His shadow!

-         Tyler, age 8, King George, VA

 

Q: What do you call a lazy buffalo?

A: A buffalon!

-         Unknown, (sent via email)

 

Q: A family lived in an oval house. At 4:00 a.m. the youngest boy was playing with his Game Boy®. He put it down and went to the bathroom. When he came back, it was gone so he called the police. The police questioned his mother and asked what she was doing at 4:00 a.m. She said she was making breakfast for her family in the kitchen. Next the police questioned his older brother. He said he was sleeping in his room. Next the police asked his sister what she was doing. She said she was reading a book in a corner. Who stole the young boy’s Game Boy®?

A: The sister. There are no corners in an oval house!

-         Tiffany M., age 10, Manassas, VA

(with a little editing by Cindy)