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LLARRY THE LLAMA
©2005 Cindy Kays & John Kays
C. Shells – “Cool Cats” CD
CHORUS: Llarry the llama, loves to dance in pajamas
He loves to go dancing all day
With dainty four feet, his steps were so neat
At night he’d fall asleep on the hay
1. When Llarry was little, he sat in the middle
While riding to school on the bus
His toes they’d be tappin’ and then they’d be clappin’
‘Til the bus driver turned and said, “Hush!”
2. Llarry the llama, who danced in pajamas, lived a good life on the farm
His best friend was Charley (a dog, big and gnarly)
Who lived in a stall in the barn
3. There was Rhonda the goat, who lived in a boat
And Bruce, the mouse in the corn
Together they danced, with nary a glance
At their friend, the chicken named Norm (NORM!)
4. Llarry told Rhonda, of whom he was fond-a,
“I want to dance like Astaire”
“Help me Rhonda, help, help, me Rhonda
I’ll pay you whatever seems fair.”
5. Oh, what a trauma for Llarry the llama
As he tripped and fell over his feet
He first stubbed his toes and then stubbed his nose
While trying to keep up with the beat
6. Try as he must, he kicked up the dust and practiced dancing for days
With Rhonda and Charley (the dog, big and gnarly)
Llarry found that practice does pay
7. The barnyard dance gave note in advance, fun was to be had by all
On Saturday night, with friends left and right
Llarry gave his girlfriend a call
8. His girlfriend was Dolly, whose real name was Polly
But everyone knew her as Nancy
With eight on the floor, they twirled and they soared
Their dance steps were footloose and fancy
9. The barnyard was hoppin’, with lots of foxtrottin’
The jitterbug, pony and more
Llarry and Dolly, whose real name was Polly
Cut loose as they danced ‘cross the floor