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©2000 Shelly Craig
C. Shells – “Just for Fun!” CD/Cassette
1. Wendell went trick or
treating early one Halloween
Came upon
a wizard’s home
Walked
right in, found a magic wand
Looked
around, saw he was alone
“What
fun!” he said and he gave the wand a switch
Before
him appeared the witches six
He made
the witches look the same
And
switched around all their names
“Oh
no!” they said. “Which witch is which?”
CHORUS: We can’t tell which witch is which
We can’t tell which witch is which
Who would make such a wicked switch
We can’t tell which witch is which
2. Little Wendell waved the
wand into the air
There
appeared a werewolf lair
Again he
waved the wand in the air
And
whisked away all their hair
“Owwwwwww!”
howled the werewolves in despair
When they
saw they were bare
“How
can we properly scare, anyone in just our underwear?”
CHORUS: Where oh where is the werewolves hair?
Where oh where is the werewolves hair?
Is it there or there or there?
Where oh where is the werewolves hair?
3. The wand changed into a
fiery blue
And
summoned up a ghostly crew
Wendell
said, “I know what I’ll do!”
And
turned their boos into a moo
“Moo
hoo hoo,” cried the ghostly crew
“What a
horrible thing to do.
We
won’t be able to scare a kangaroo.”
“Moo,”
they said and away they flew
CHORUS: Who turned our boos into moos?
Who turned our boos into moos?
Was it you or you or you?
Who
turned out boos into moos?
4. Now the wizard came home,
found Wendell with the wand
Snatched
it away and said, “Be gone!”
So if
you’re out on Halloween night
And you
see some witches who look alike
And you
hear some ghostly moos and see a naked werewolf or two
Don’t
be afraid, they’re not after you
They’re
out looking for you-know-who
CHORUS: They’re not looking for you or you
They’re not looking for you or you
They’re out looking for you-know-who
I wouldn’t want to be in Wendell’s shoes